BUT ACTUALLY I JUST DIED
This should be on every dash. It’s so perfect.
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If you were having a bad day, here are some kittens in a bathtub.
never have I ever seen kittens calmly swimming in water
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I’ve finally accepted that these people get what true happiness and love are.
I seriously love this family. They don’t care what anyone looks like. They just find beauty and make the best of any situation. I love it.
^ True dat!
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You can come out when your done bein a little faggot
ive scrolled past this like 7 times and just saw the baby ohmygod im screaming.
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best response to a sexist boyfriend
this movie tho
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a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
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